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• OH COME ON, THAT'S TOO EASY. I'm not even going to bother subverting _______ of the original _______.


• Having someone jump off of Gtalk the moment you message them is the new _______.


• Being _______ about the implications of the above is the old _______.


• Have you ever tried _______ for a _______ fan? It's especially difficult when your _______ is full of _______ alienation and anomie.