October 17, 2008

Custom blanks on a bizarre theme.


  • Post-coffee Dr. Pepper is the new _______.

  • "_______," said the Doctor. "Unfortunately, we can't afford to be caught testing the new formula out on humans."

  • Staring into the _______ of the stock photograph of cold black coffee, I had an epiphany: Skunks are really _______.

  • With the _______'s beady, purple eyes staring back at me, I had no choice. _______ in hand, I raced to the vending machine.

3 comments:

thelizabeff said...

Hey. That's MY photo.

thelizabeff said...

# Post-coffee Dr. Pepper is the new skunk-taste--I believe this has already been established at dybip.typepad.com

# "I know it's dark in this secluded outhouse, and it might not be the most hygienic area I've ever performed a procedure in, and I suppose you might fear we'd be unable to find appropriate emergency medical attention for you should the need arise," said the Doctor. "Unfortunately, we can't afford to be caught testing the new formula out on humans."

# Staring into the lower right-hand corner of the stock photograph of cold black coffee, I had an epiphany: Skunks are really pointy.

# With the clip-art skunk's beady, purple eyes staring back at me, I had no choice. OH COME ON THAT'S TOO EASY in hand, I raced to the vending machine.

Karl said...

Sorry. Your coffee photo looked really professional, so I assumed it was stock. Also normal people don't photograph food.