Friday Night - Fuck Or Fight!

I was at the Triple Rock with Chris the other day in order to catch the Red Sparowes show when I heard one of the opening acts (William Elliot Whitmore) announce that "Friday Night - Fuck Or Fight! That's my motto!"

I thought, sure, but isn't going to cut into the rest of the week? Clearly he's never heard any of these gems:

*Monday Night - Make Out or Melee!
*Tuesday Night - Tussle or Tussle!
*Wednesday Night - Work It or Warfare!
*Thursday Night - Throw Off All Yer Clothing or Throw Down!
*Saturday Night - Screw or Scuffle!
*Sunday Night - It's The Sabbath! What The Hell Do You Think You're Doing!? Go Home And Think About What You've Done!

I know they don't rhyme. Fuck you. It was bad enough coming up with euphemisms to fit the alliterative scheme, as you can well see.