February 04, 2007

Dumb questionnaires are still new content.

Originally I was going to answer the questionnaires included in the current installment of Did You "Bring It", Pussy?, but midway through I got sick of reformatting, and they asked for too many names. Therefore I am resurrecting the Blanks Game.


  • Use of a transparently unreliable narrator in your transparently semiautobiographical novel is the _____ letting yourself off the hook.

  • The only real _____ left in the world is to be found in luxury automobile advertisements.

  • His was a mind in which love and revenge were irretrievably commingled, complicating _____.

  • "Now, brothers," said the King of the Rats. "Now is the hour of _____."
    But behind him there was silence.

  • He died a man's death, with a _____.



So there we go. You will comply, or you will be Proust Questionnaired.

1 comments:

thelizabeff said...

My favorite thing about your new blog format? the Labels.

AND THE BLANKS! Here goes:

# Use of a transparently unreliable narrator in your transparently semiautobiographical novel is the 19 year-old version of you letting yourself off the hook.

# The only real smooooovement left in the world is to be found in luxury automobile advertisements.

# His was a mind in which love and revenge were irretrievably commingled, complicating how blanks should be filled to describe him.

# "Now, brothers," said the King of the Rats. "Now is the hour of clinking tiny little rat-sized spoons against the sides of tiny little rat-sized wine glasses."
But behind him there was silence.

# He died a man's death, with a grunt, a scratch, and something mumbled about "titties".